Special Shit

Special Shit can make steaks, seafood, chicken, or any other kind of shit taste delightful. Just sprinkle Special Shit on whatever you're cooking and no longer will it taste like the same ol' shit.

Once you start using Special Shit, you'll never go back to that other shit you've been using.

Ingredients Include:

Salt, Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Paprika, Sugar, Granulated Onion, Chili Powder, Plain Meat Tenderizer, Calcium Stearate

Gluten free, and absolutely NO MSG!